A man walked into the flu. He said, “Let’s forget this ever happened, shall we?” “@#$% you,” the flu replied and proceeded to ruin the man’s weekend. (A personal anecdote brought to you by fever, chills, fatigue, coughing, runny nose, malaise, sore throat, headache and justifiable bitterness. No, @#$% you, flu. @#$% you…)
© 2014 Tony Vicory.