When Good Reviews Go Bad: Book Edition

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  • You’ve never read a book like this before… and you’ll never want to again.”
  • I couldn’t put it down. No matter what I tried, it just wouldn’t die.”
  • I laughed so hard that I cried, because this thriller was @#$%ing terrible.”
  • Five stars! That’s right: it would take five stars, each burning at their radioactive peak, to incinerate this atrocity from my memory.”
  • The characters leapt from the pages, because even they didn’t want to be in them.”
  • It’s better than The Da Vinci Code… which isn’t saying much, when you think about it.”
  • Everyone must read this book, because if I’m the only one who had to, I’m going to be super-pissed.”
  • It’s destined to become a bestseller, because it’s the perfect size to replace wobbly Ikea coffee table legs.”
  • I was on the edge of my seat, but before I knew it, I was on the floor. Balancing while you’re asleep can be really difficult!”
  • It’s inspired… me to stop reading altogether.”

© 2014 Tony Vicory.

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