Tweets without a Twitter (Account): Typo Edition

Twitter Bird

Accidentally typed “amanwalked.com.” Increased my own website traffic exponentially. #TheseJokesDoNotReadThemselves

Accidentally typed “amanwanked.com.” What a difference one letter makes! #NotMyWebcam

Accidentally typed “amanwalled.com.” Who knew there was The Cask of Amontillado fan fiction? #EdgarAllanPoeSaysPeopleShouldGetOutMore

Accidentally typed “amanwoked.com.” Mmm, stir fry recipes. #DeliciousMistake

Accidentally typed a 300-page dissertation. You can take the man out of scholarship, but… #ItNeededToBeSaid #AnotherDiplomaPlease

Accidentally typed on a typewriter. #AnalogIsTheNewDigital

Accidentally typed. Of course I’m paying attention to you, Honey. #ThatWasClose

Accidentally typed a YouTube comment. #HateMyselfNow #SoAshamed

Accidentally typed a magical spell. Anyone in the market for a hell beast? #WillCuddleForSouls

Accidentally typed “qwedcfgvbnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn”; got nowhere. #KeyboardFacePlant

© 2014 Tony Vicory.

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