Inbox Says “No”

Delete

SUBJECT: BLACK FRIDAY IS COMING
Delete.
SUBJECT: BLACK FRIDAY IS STILL COMING
Delete.
SUBJECT: BLACK FRIDAY IS COMING WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT
Delete.
SUBJECT: DID BLACK FRIDAY MENTION THAT BARGAINS WERE COMING, TOO?
Delete.
SUBJECT: DID BLACK FRIDAY ALSO MENTION THE COMING OF DEALS?
Delete.
SUBJECT: YOU CANNOT STOP THE COMING OF BLACK FRIDAY… OR ITS BARGAINS AND DEALS
Delete.
SUBJECT: COUPONS! FREE! CHANCE TO WIN! SALE! NUDITY! (OH, AND BLACK FRIDAY IS COMING)
Delete.
SUBJECT: THIS IS NOT ABOUT THE COMING OF BLACK FRIDAY
Delete.
SUBJECT: SERIOUSLY, THIS IS NOT ABOUT THE COMING OF BLACK FRIDAY
Delete.
SUBJECT: HOW DID YOU KNOW THOSE LAST TWO E-MAILS WERE ABOUT THE COMING OF BLACK FRIDAY?
Delete.
SUBJECT: BLACK FRIDAY ONLY WANTS WHAT IS BEST FOR YOU, FRIEND
Delete.
SUBJECT: OK, BLACK FRIDAY IS REALLY BEGINNING TO HATE YOU
Unsubscribe. Report spam. Delete. Empty trash.
SUBJECT: CYBER MONDAY IS COMING

© 2014 Tony Vicory.

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